Wednesday, February 20, 2008

pakornihan na lang ng mga pick-up lines..

Bagay na pick-up line para sa mga babaeng mahilig magpa-cute..
"Hi MY name is April.
My friends call me AJ.
But since you're cute,
you can call me anytime."
(syempre palitan niyo na lang ng pangalan niyo at ng kung ano ang palayaw niyo:))
PARA SA MGA MAHILIG MAMBOLA...
"May mapa ka ba?
Kanina ka pa kasi nawawala sa mga mata ko"
"Mahilig ka ba sa puzzle?
Binuo mo kasi ang buhay ko"
"Are you tired?
Because you've been running through my mind."
"Nasaan ka ba kagabi?
Bakit wala ka sa panaginip ko?"
"Was it love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?"
"Didn't it hurt when you fell from the sky?"
"Where are your halo and wings?
those are the only things missing because you look like an angel"
"Can I check your tag?
Becuse I swear you're made from heaven"
"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid?
Because cupid just pierced my heart."
"Do you know that my back has been aching all this time?
it's because I've fallen from you"
"Hey! You dropped something!
My jaw!"
"I think I saw you in my dream but I
didn't catch your name, what is it again?"
"Umaga na ba agad?
O ganyan lang kaliwanag ang ngiti mo?"
"Alam mo ba na hindi tayo tao, hayop, bagay o pangyayari?
kasi bagay tayo"
"Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard?
Type kasi kita"
"Scientist ako!
At ikaw ang lab ko"
"Are you a dictionary?
Because you add meaning to my life"
"I guess I am a bad shooter,
Because i keep missing you"
"I lost my number,
Can I have yours?"
"I forgot your name,
Can I just call you mine?"
"Anong height mo?
Paano ka nagkasya sa puso ko?"
"Do you know that the alphabet is all messed up?
Because they forgot to put "U" and "I" together"
"Your Dad must be a thief,
Because I'm thinking if he stole the stars in the sky and put it in your eyes."
At kung ikaw yung sinabihan nito.. Tawa ka na lang saka ka bumanat..
"WAHAHAHAHA, Kumain ka ba ng MAIS?
Ang KORNI mo kasi..."

2 comments:

lovelee said...

nabasa k n yan s isang librong puro jokes ang laman..
tawa nga aq ng tawa eh..habang binabasa q...
pati ung katabi q nahawa..

shigatsu_no_hibi said...

woh? haha.. kung san-san koh lang yan napulot eh.. pinagsama-sama ko lang^^